Please deposit another 25 cents

All the soda machines on campus are Pepsi.  This is good, because I’m not a fan of Coke, and I really prefer Mt Dew.  But this semester I’ve noticed a lot of people walking up to the machine feeding it their dollar, scratching their head, cancelling their transaction and taking their money and walking away.  [...]

I hate myspace

Oh, how I hate myspace!  It's the AOL of blog-space.  (If you use AOL and are offended at this, good.  I hate you, too.)  I know it sounds elitist of me, but I liked the Internet when it wasn't so easy for idiots to create pages.  I hate that I'm bombarded by crappy music at [...]

RE: Bullet Dodging

First off, you're welcome.
Second thing is, what the hell am I talking about? Well, you were about to thank me for not posting the 2000 word rant I had written up on some current political issues. But as I was reading it back to myself I realized that it was all crap. [...]